Hood not only up but gone. Engine not working anymore.
Clock Radio
ACME provides one wild cat for the humor win. Hilarity ensues.
Pan-Galactic Straw Boss
“He thus got in touch with a firm called World Classics Library, which published hard-core pornography in Los Angeles, California. They used his stories, which usually didn’t even have women in them, to give bulk to books and magazines of salacious pictures.
They never told him where or when he might expect to find himself in print. Here is what they paid him: doodleysquat.
They didn’t even send him complimentary copies of the books and magazines in which he appeared, so he had to search them out in pornography stores. And the titles he gave to his stories were often changed. Pan Galactic Straw-Boss, for instance, became Mouth Crazy.”
America abandons cable and returns to rabbit ears.
According to the Internet Encyclopedia of Science, no practical use for the aeolipile was found at the time of its invention. This makes the aeolipile similar to the clay bird of Archytas, which was also steam propelled but evidently made of wood.
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He got into trouble with it
Shoes have once again made global headlines. Khrushchev needed only one shoe to make his point. This famous shoe was later thrown out by accident.
There has evidently been a great deal of controversy over who should recieve diverted monies from the Troubled Asset Relief Fund. No more can kicking. Send some of the scratch to whoever created this image, and make Admiral Ackbar the Car Czar.
Bear market is layoff bear.
